thats right kids, get your very own beer belly faster than you expected with your very own Table Tapper!
who needs to sit around and wait forever for the server to get back to you with your next beer? instead all you have to do is lean over and hit the spout. this tank can hold up to 116 ounces of whatever you might fancy.
3 feet tall, made of polycarbonate blend, it’s practically invincible and this thing will keep ur drinks a little colder a little longer than a typical plastic pitcher. how cool.
i believe this should become mandatory for all social events. plus it would make a great decorative ornament for the dining room table.