YES!  a guide to being a high society snob.  introducing the OFFICIOUS PREPPY HANDBOOK.  just what i always wanted! 

The Officious Preppy Handbook

“A facetious guide to emulating the look, speech patterns, thinking, and lifestyle of those who attend prep schools and are a part of high society. “

and if this handbook isn’t enough, you can surely find out how to fit in with the elite using the OFFICIOUS FILTHY RICH HANDBOOK:

The Official Filthy Rich Handbook