Archive for December, 2007

30
Dec
07

i’mma quitter

i’ve not smoked since 12/15/07. its really not that long.

but damn if it isn’t from my angle.

i enjoyed smoking….

tomorrow is new years eve.

if i can just make it through the night w/o one – i think i’ll be ok.

i’ll be cheering myself on.

go me. woot.

25
Dec
07

merry xmas… cheezburger style

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24
Dec
07

about fucking time. sheesh.

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almost forgot i watched the damn show.

19
Dec
07

more cheezburgers please

since i’m still irritated about being added to police ticket quota, i decided i needed a laugh. thank goodness for cheezburgers…..

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19
Dec
07

Fairfax County Police: Safer streets by issuing tickets to make quota!

so we left from eating in Springfield getting ready to go over to the theaters to catch “I Am Legend”. we were stuck at a light that didn’t permit right turns on red. so we sat.

we watched a car make an illegal U-turn in front of us. in fact – that car that busted the U-ie, didn’t have any headlights on. not that it mattered, it was only dark outside.

when the light finally changed, we went ahead and turned right. and saw lights come on behind us.

i’m wondering wtf could we have gotten pulled over for. not like we were speeding. or ran a red light. or busted an illegal U-turn with no headlights on in the dark. Continue reading ‘Fairfax County Police: Safer streets by issuing tickets to make quota!’

18
Dec
07

illegal cuteness- scottish fold munchkin kitten

there should be a law against cuteness. i saw these on youtube and just makes my want of a scottish fold munchkin even worse…..

:: squeels in delight ::

they are so cute it should be illegal! gimmie one!!!

17
Dec
07

the coolest RC toys ever.

can you believe this is a two foot long RC EXCAVATOR? awesome. watch it do stuff:excavator_gif.gif

i want one.

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the classic and original RC that caught my attention and made me search for more nifty and useless toys, the RC FORKLIFT!

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what else could be cooler than having a RC FIRETRUCK ready to put out those pesky fires?!?! its two feet long and can shoot water from it’s hose on the end of the ladder! way COOL.

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maybe you have a pool instead and think, “aww man. i can’t use an RC in the water….”

well you’re in LUCK! now take a gander at the RC SUBMARINE! perfect for interrupting those ‘romantic’ moments your sister tries to have with her boyfriend in the pool! this mini baby comes equipped with a front headlight for those underwater search missions AND it’s also the only micro submarine that has a “turbo dive” button on the top of the radio controller – press this button to leave the surface and head towards the bottom of the water at turbo speed!

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this beast is a must have to go along with the excavator. coming in at three feet, this RC MINING TRUCK has functioning headlights and up/down feature for dumping garbage…. way rad.

14
Dec
07

more flower photos

details of a lily – shot manual with 105mm, extension tubes, and SB800.

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Same lily – different lighting. shot with 17-55mm.

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shot with 17-55mm.

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shot with 17-55mm.

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13
Dec
07

more nifty toys for the holidays…

so here’s some more suggestions to waste your money on this holiday season…

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anticipating to be too lit to get home? come prepared and get some of the cabbie napkins and not worry about remembering where you live!

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or you could invest in the brilliantly designed hello napkins specially made to avoid small talk and get to the nitty gritty.

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oh man, when i saw this i remember how much i used to pester my dad to make sno cones… the snoopy sno-cone machine was cool as shit. i think i might even buy one again.

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even ninjas suffer occasional injuries. why not remind the ninja in your life that it’s ok to get a scrape every now and then… buy them some NINJA BANDAGES! *note – bandage will prolly not be much use in cases of severed heads or massive holes in the chest cavity*

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Tricks to Freak Out Your Friends

With 50 rude, sick, and mind-blowing stunts, any practical joker or novice magician will be armed with an arsenal of fresh, fun, and easy pranks to play on friends and loved ones. Jokers will be able to resurrect dead flies, snuff out lit cigarettes on their tongues, swallow table knives, bend spoons with their noses, cut off their thumbs with scissors, and make messages appear on their skin, all to the wonder and amusement of onlookers.

12
Dec
07

pc wallpaper

so one of my colleagues walked by my desk today and saw my desktop image. they asked where i got it and i explained that i made it using my own photo – for free.

using this snazzy calendar/wallpaper builder that again comes from that nifty site, BigHugeLabs – i made a personalized and functional background.

here’s this months calendar i made. free.

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